Zoints http://asinine.zoints.com/ Sun, 20 May 2012 07:04:06 CDT http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2367 Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:50:01 CDT Surely, Big Macs and Whoppers are the celebrities of the burger world.  I imagine the Big Mac is the Sean Connery, and the Whopper the Willie Nelson of fast food.  Likewise, Oreos are the Wayne Brady of cookies, and Hydrox are the girl who never quite made it to Hollywood, but are making a... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=2367 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2367 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2287 Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:01:42 CDT I'm officially going to lobby to have the state of Virginia renamed to Vaginer.  Apparently, we're so soft and weak that tropical storm Ernesto is enough for the governor to declare a state of emergency.  Don't get me wrong--I voted for the guy.  But I imagine he sleeps with a night l... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=2287 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2287 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2230 Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:22:28 CDT :soledance: What the hell is "solecistic?":hissy: Okay, a hissy fit.:ppslash: PANDA ATTACK!:dance2: *cough*:bully: WTF is "bullishido?":mml: Lunchbox?  That reminds of of the time BacDoc and I met Lunch at a hotel.These are some kick-ass smilies.  Similes.  Smites.  Slimites.Skin... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=2230 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2230 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2057 Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:01:52 CDT AIDS?  Still a problem.CANCER? Still rollin'.BIRD FLU? Think that's still around.IRAN? Still a bunch of assholes.BUSH? Still President.HEZBOLLAH? Still being dicks.GLOBAL WARMING? That's what they tell me.Of all the things we could have spent time and energy stopping or preventing, "PLUTO as PL... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=2057 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2057 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2002 Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:47:15 CDT When I was a kid growing up, there were only a few things we needed to worry about.  These things were important, but they weren't so terrifying that they made your young blood run cold.  And if they were terrifying, it wasn't real enough to freak our shit out.1st grade: don't talk to stra... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=2002 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=2002 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=1910 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:06:12 CDT People on the Intarweb have an odd need to quote others--even if by doing so, they misquote, misattribute, or misinterpret the original author.  My favorite is the whole Ben Thomas Franklin Lincoln Jefferson quote that goes, "Those who would sacrifice liberty for freedom will have neither."&nbs... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=1910 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=1910 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=1894 Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:58:29 CDT I really don't like going to the mall.  If it weren't for the cigar shop and the world's hottest hair stylist (OMGHi2Jasmine!), I'd never go in there.  One thing that irks me more than others is the way people walk.  It's like a moving demonstration in ADD.  Yes, at one point mos... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=1894 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=1894 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=1841 Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:30:33 CDT I was just cheking out ur profile, AngelLuv420Grrrl.  U R a hottie!  Where R U at?  R U realy in 2 420?? LOL ; )I liek 2 party and hang out w/ my friends and go 2 the mall and use run-on sentences liek illiteracy is the new popped collar! LOL ; )What else do U do besides zoints? ... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=1841 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=1841 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=1821 Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:15:14 CDT Wow, that's crazy!  Because, you know, I too fancy some music now and then.  I feel like we really have a connection here, don't you?  I mean, here we are two complete strangers on the Interweb and find that we have something so deep and spiritual in common!  I mean, anyone can s... http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewreplies&entryid=1821 http://asinine.zoints.com/blog/?cmd=viewentry&entryid=1821