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Celebrity Status in Unlikely Places
Published On: 09-05-2006 08:50 PM
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Surely, Big Macs and Whoppers are the celebrities of the burger world. I imagine the Big Mac is the Sean Connery, and the Whopper the Willie Nelson of fast food. Likewise, Oreos are the Wayne Brady of cookies, and Hydrox are the girl who never quite made it to Hollywood, but are making a killing in porn. But I am getting off track.
Do you have any idea the celebrity status that fuckng stingray has right now? That little bastard is the Jack Ruby of the anaimal world. In one quick, clean shot, he took out the #1 most wanted: Steve the Crocodile Hunter--surely the Lee Harvey Oswald of the animal kingdom! Stevey would dangle rattle snakes around, kick tarantulas, and poke kimodo dragons just for the fun of it. If it didn't walk on two legs, Steve would piss it off for the camera. If aligators were circumcized, surely Steve's middle name was Eichmann.
I bet that stingray is getting all kinds of tale this week--and not just from lady stingrays, either! I bet there are reptiles coming in from all over the south pacific to give it up to the Fish The Killed Steve. Shit, that stingray is probably known to your goldfish by now. He's now on a first-name basis with the entire aquatic world, like Cher, Madonna, or Oprah.
Blog Category: No Category
Entry Tags:
Surely, Big Macs and Whoppers are the celebrities of the burger world. I imagine the Big Mac is the Sean Connery, and the Whopper the Willie Nelson of fast food. Likewise, Oreos are the Wayne Brady of cookies, and Hydrox are the girl who never quite made it to Hollywood, but are making a killing in porn. But I am getting off track.
Do you have any idea the celebrity status that fuckng stingray has right now? That little bastard is the Jack Ruby of the anaimal world. In one quick, clean shot, he took out the #1 most wanted: Steve the Crocodile Hunter--surely the Lee Harvey Oswald of the animal kingdom! Stevey would dangle rattle snakes around, kick tarantulas, and poke kimodo dragons just for the fun of it. If it didn't walk on two legs, Steve would piss it off for the camera. If aligators were circumcized, surely Steve's middle name was Eichmann.
I bet that stingray is getting all kinds of tale this week--and not just from lady stingrays, either! I bet there are reptiles coming in from all over the south pacific to give it up to the Fish The Killed Steve. Shit, that stingray is probably known to your goldfish by now. He's now on a first-name basis with the entire aquatic world, like Cher, Madonna, or Oprah.
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