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Pluto not a planet?
Published On: 08-24-2006 02:01 PM
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AIDS? Still a problem.
CANCER? Still rollin'.
BIRD FLU? Think that's still around.
IRAN? Still a bunch of assholes.
BUSH? Still President.
HEZBOLLAH? Still being dicks.
GLOBAL WARMING? That's what they tell me.
Of all the things we could have spent time and energy stopping or preventing, "PLUTO as PLANET" would not really be high on my priority list. I'm sure there are lots of self-satisfied astronomers and astrophysicists out there who went back to their hotel rooms with shit-eating grins on their faces and jerked off to the latest installment of NOVA after that conference came to a close.
*RING RING*
"Hey, honey, it's me! Guess what! Yeah, we got Pluto off the planet list! Let's celebrate. Talk dirty to me! Oh yeah, what are you wearing? Are you touching yourself? I'm lubing myself up with dimethyl-hydroxyl-bentyl-oxycate sulfide... oh yeah..."
Congrats guys. You're really putting this solar system back into proper order.
Blog Category: No Category
Entry Tags:
AIDS? Still a problem.
CANCER? Still rollin'.
BIRD FLU? Think that's still around.
IRAN? Still a bunch of assholes.
BUSH? Still President.
HEZBOLLAH? Still being dicks.
GLOBAL WARMING? That's what they tell me.
Of all the things we could have spent time and energy stopping or preventing, "PLUTO as PLANET" would not really be high on my priority list. I'm sure there are lots of self-satisfied astronomers and astrophysicists out there who went back to their hotel rooms with shit-eating grins on their faces and jerked off to the latest installment of NOVA after that conference came to a close.
*RING RING*
"Hey, honey, it's me! Guess what! Yeah, we got Pluto off the planet list! Let's celebrate. Talk dirty to me! Oh yeah, what are you wearing? Are you touching yourself? I'm lubing myself up with dimethyl-hydroxyl-bentyl-oxycate sulfide... oh yeah..."
Congrats guys. You're really putting this solar system back into proper order.
